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"The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary."
"Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it."
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"This reading by smile you make to wanted i and person nice really a are you.Confused ? NOW READ IT BACKWARDS."
"I married my wife for her looks. But not the...
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"Sooner or later things will be different.. Better accept it now and be hurt.. For not all good things are meant to last."
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"I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.."
"The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt."
"Copycats are cheats lacking creativity."
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"Being underestimated always serves as an advantage!!"
"I'll be back."
"Trust No-one as Trust also contains "RUST" in it !!! ????"
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"Every strike brings me closer to the next home run."
"My Condolences for confused in love and for broken Heart"
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"Ladies, the word of the day is....Legs..... Now, let's go back to my place and spread the word."
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"Is wondering how long she must stand on the front lawn with no clothes on, waiting for Google Earth to come and take her picture"
"Two things are infinite : the universe...
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"People only pay attention to you when you start ignoring them !!"
"I HAVE NO...
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"If you can grow marijuana on Farm ville then sell it on Mafia Wars."
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 spot the miskate."
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"WARNING!! chocolate causes clothes 2 shrink!!"
"There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate ice cream."
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"Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be."
"I suffer from "chocophobia" .. a totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate."
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"My mind is rich wid memories of u bt my heart feels poor without u.."
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"Wonders why it's so hard to let the one you love go, but so easy to let them keep hurting you!!!"
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"Love is never wrong but a girl can be."
"One day i hope you find out how much you hurt me."
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"Don't you hate it when there's this one guy that your trying to forget but he keeps showing up every where you go???"
Don't worry if you're still single....