Awesome whatsapp status

Awesome whatsapp status

• "The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary."

• "Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it."

• "Aaah.... Finally I got a password for my computer other than just...password...."

• "Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions."

• "I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for..."

• "Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else... there is Google."

• "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police."

• "Warning....Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."

• "Is joining the army. He hears it is a great way to meet people. Then kill them."

• "Make love... not war. Hell... do both. Get married."

• "Noticed that things are so much funnier when you are not supposed to laugh and you know it is so wrong to."

• "Why must the phrase..It is none of my business..always be followed by...but..."

• "My wife said I am too immature and if I do not grow up it is going to erect a barrier between us."

• "Twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar."

• "Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you.... they were only aged between 3 and 9.. ten years ago."

• "I think my girlfriend has had sixty one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover."

• "When I say ...I MISS SCHOOL.. it means my ...FRIENDS AND THE FUN.. not the .....SCHOOL..."

• "The winner of the rat race is still a rat."

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Awesome cool whatsapp quotes

Awesome cool whatsapp quotes

• "This reading by smile you make to wanted i and person nice really a are you.Confused ? NOW READ IT BACKWARDS."

• "I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she is been giving me lately."

• "have u ever had that one person say something that makes your whole day AMAZING!?!"

• "What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , No Luck, Time up."

• "Oh I am sorry... I didn't realise you were giving me a dirty look?I just thought you were ugly like that all the time."

• "The truth I can handle; it's just the lies I can't stand."

• "A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are and is still willing to be seen in public with you!!!"

• "Smile... it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

• "Proud to say I don't need to be high or drunk to get through my day.. I can handle reality!!!"

• "Sooner or later things will be different.. Better accept it now and be hurt.. For not all good things are meant to last."

• "Without ME..... it's just AWESO......."

• "I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos."

• "Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant."

• "Hard work never kills you... it just keeps you away from Facebook..."

• "Alcohol does not make you fat?it makes you lean?against tables...chairs...walls... floors and Ugly people."

• "One should learn how to save water...Go and shower with your neighbor's daughter."

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cool whatsapp quotes

cool whatsapp quotes

• "Sooner or later things will be different.. Better accept it now and be hurt.. For not all good things are meant to last."

• "A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are and is still willing to be seen in public with you!!!"

• "Smile... it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

• "Proud to say I don't need to be high or drunk to get through my day.. I can handle reality!!!"

• "What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , No Luck, Time up."

• "Oh I am sorry... I didn't realise you were giving me a dirty look?I just thought you were ugly like that all the time."

• "The truth I can handle; it's just the lies I can't stand."

• "This reading by smile you make to wanted i and person nice really a are you.Confused ? NOW READ IT BACKWARDS."

• "I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she is been giving me lately."

• "have u ever had that one person say something that makes your whole day AMAZING!?!"

• "A perfect girl is not real, and a real girl is not perfect."

• "All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married... that is their own fault."

• "I deserve the best, and I'm not going to stop till I get it!!!"

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whatsapp status funny cool

 whatsapp status funny cool

• "I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.."

• "The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt."

• "Copycats are cheats lacking creativity."

• "I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.?"

• "Love is now, is always. All that is missing is the coup de grâce. which is called passion."

• "I am copyrighted ©"

• "I love those people who can make me laugh during those moments when I feel like I can’t even smile."

• "Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination."

• "Without ME, it’s just AWESO."

• "I prefer work smarter, Instead of harder"

• "I would rather die of passion than of boredom."

• "I will kill you with my awesomeness..."

• "I've got five fingers ,,|,, the middle is yours."

• "Dream big and dare to fail."

• "The secret to success is blackmail."

• "Talk to me @ yours own risk.. Devil may came back"

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whatsapp status for cool

whatsapp status for cool

• "Being underestimated always serves as an advantage!!"

• "I'll be back."

• "Trust No-one as Trust also contains "RUST" in it !!! ????"

• "Adjustment with right people is always better than argument with wrong people...:)"

• "Every journey begins with a single step."

• "Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow"

• "Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career."

• "In high school attending favorite subjects, lunch and recess."

• "I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me."

• "Love me and the world is mine."

• "It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it."

• "I know u r a dream......but people say that dreams come true"

• "True Love born From understanding"

• "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back."

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cool whatsapp status

cool whatsapp status

• "Every strike brings me closer to the next home run."

• "My Condolences for confused in love and for broken Heart"

• "Online by public demand. ..."

• "We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."

• "Keep calm and sing on mountains."

• "Who says im totally useless......I can be used as a bad example"

• "When love is not madness, it is not love."

• "Life is beautiful… from Friday to Monday."

• "Shame On U Girls.. The weather is getting HAWTTER Than You"

• "Is lucky to have friends as awesome as mine!"

• "I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card"

• "I Hate This Summer More Than My X- Girlfriend ...!!!!"

• "Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly."

• "life is short, so use whatsapp"

• "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

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whatsapp status for clever - 2

whatsapp status for clever - 2

• "Ladies, the word of the day is....Legs..... Now, let's go back to my place and spread the word."

• "Whatever you do, always give 100% ... Unless you are donating blood.."

• "if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step!!"

• "If I had two brains, I still wouldn't think twice."

• "If someone is trying to impress you. one thing is sure that the person is already impressed by you."

• "I will not let people drive me crazy because I know it's in walking distance."

• "It wondering when Noah kept woodpeckers on his ark."

• Parents call it "talking back", we call it "answering your question"

• "My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there."

• "Retired. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today."

• "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk."

• "like this if you like to like things."

• "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit?Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad".

• "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

• "I took a personality test on nationalgeographic.com and it turns out I?m a box of earwigs."

• "If your relationship status says,....It's complicated... that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to....Single...."

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clever status

clever status

• "Is wondering how long she must stand on the front lawn with no clothes on, waiting for Google Earth to come and take her picture"

• "Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I?m not sure about the universe."

• Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"

• "Don't you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?"

• "If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes."

• "There is no chance unless you take one"

• "Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird. Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away."

• "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak"

• "When i scream in a Library, everyone just looks at me, but if i scream on a plane, everyone joins in."

• "Whenever There Is a Hard Job To Be Done. Always Assign It To a Laziest Man As He's Sure To Find An Easy Way Of Doing It."

• "A Bachelor is one who never chases a woman he couldn't outrun."

• "Makeup can make you look pretty on the outside. But it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside."

• "If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER"

• "Who does everyone listen to and no one believe? The weatherman."

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clever quotes for whatsapp

clever quotes for whatsapp

• "idiot an you're think will everyone this at staring done get you time the by , what guess hey... read it backwards genius!"

• "Isn't it funny how someone can still expect so much pity from everyone while taking advantage of everyone at the same time"

• "I said no to drugs... but they simply would not listen."

• "Follow the rhythm of your heart and you'll find out where your going"

• "It's amazing how being called Beautiful can make you feel so good"

• "Hard work never kills you... it just keeps you away from Facebook.."

• "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back."

• "really needs to go and buy a new Halo - this one doesn't work anymore"

• "Without ME..... it's just AWESO......."

• "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

• "Forgiveness will make you a better person, holding a grudge will make you a bitter person."

• "It wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of ...liking.... my own comment.... Of course I like my own comments."

• "If you dream it, you can do it."

• "To discover a person's real character, see how their animals are treated."

• "Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there?s nothing left?"

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clever status for whatsapp

clever status for whatsapp

• "By now you have probably heard... i have to admit its true, i AM awesome"

• "People only pay attention to you when you start ignoring them !!"

• "I HAVE NO NUMBERS IN MY PHONE PLEASE LEAVE UR NUMBERS.."

• "Baby, don't worry about my past, because you are my present, and hopefully my future"

• "If you have the strength to speak, you should have the courage to listen."

• "Standing on the front lawn with his pants down waiting for the Google Earth Car to drive by and take a photo ."

• "If waking up to a smiling baby isn't the best thing in this entire world I don't know what is!"

• "smoking will never make you old.. because you'll die young."

• "Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest."

• "ave your back, and those who stab you in"

• "Your actions and words have consequences, be sure you can live with them"

• "Feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes."

• "Before you leave, do you mind taking this KNIFE out of my back??? Thanks, you might need it again sometime soon"

• "remember, Addiction is a disease, as is cancer. you wouldn't judge one with cancer so don't judge an addict!!"

• "Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors."

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whatsapp status for clever

whatsapp status for clever

• "If you can grow marijuana on Farm ville then sell it on Mafia Wars."

• "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 spot the miskate."

• "now taking applications if your single and a nice guy doesn't cheat and is willing to have my heart and not break it message me."

• "If money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches."

• "Speak my mind. I never mind what I speak."

• "It's better to be thankful for the things you have, instead of complaining about the things you don't have"

• "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

• "If you want to fly with eagles...than stop swimming with ducks."

• "Those who always focus on what they don't have instead of appreciating what they do have, will always be unsatisfied."

• "Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say....YOU ARE IT... and then run away."

• "God must be very creative, I am the living proof !"

• "Don't assume something. You either know something or you don't. There is no in between."

• "I am juz having a fcked up life.."

• "Nobody is as ugly as their ID pictures and nobody is as cute as their Facebook profile pics."

• "You will also find this picture next to Awesome in the dictionary, True story"

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chocolate day status for whatsapp

chocolate day status for whatsapp

• "WARNING!! chocolate causes clothes 2 shrink!!"

• "There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate ice cream."

• "I've been reading about the ill effects of chocolate and alcohol so I have decided to give up reading.."

• "Chocolate saves lives........ because it keeps me from going insane"

• "I believe chocolate can solve any problem :-)"

• "Like this status if u like CHOCOLATE!!"

• "Idea of a good balanced diet is... A piece of chocolate in each hand."

• "Quickly stop global warming before all the chocolate melts..!"

• "Out of chocolate...life is crap!"

• "Chocolate flows in deep dark, sweet waves, a river to ignite my mind and alert my senses"

• "I wish chocolate would shrink my ass instead of my pants"

• "Some people call it Chocolate. I call it breakfast!!!"

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whatsapp status for chocolate day

whatsapp status for chocolate day

• "Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be."

• "I suffer from "chocophobia" .. a totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate."

• "There Is Nothing Better Than A Friend, Unless It Is A Friend With Chocolate .."

• "Since chocolate comes from beans, chocolate is technically a vegetable, and vegetables are good for you. Works for me!"

• "Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing."

• "All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!"

• "Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies."

• "A day without chocolate is like a day without sunshine!"

• "Forget love ... I'd rather fall in chocolate"

• These are my two new best friends, Coffee and Chocolate: neither talk back to me and both make me feel "Great..!"

• "Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces."

• "Chocolate and Friends are best medicines than Laughter"

• "Today is a great day for chocolate! Becaude It's "CHOCOLATE DAY" Friends"

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whatsapp breakup status

whatsapp breakup status

• "My mind is rich wid memories of u bt my heart feels poor without u.."

• "I wish my heart was like an onion, so that whenever u cut it into small pieces it's always u, who'd end up crying..."

• "MISUNDERSTANDING" is only a thing which creat a lot of difference between two people...

• "Everybody says Winners never quit and not to give up... But when i quit and gave up on you, I won a lot..."

• "I Hate u Because I Love you, I Know You Love Me But your ego stopped You."

• "Erased the pictures...erased the memories...now just trying to figure out how to erase you!"

• "Forgiveness is the greatest punishment of All...."

• "If i tell myself enough times that I am okay without you, maybe my heart will start believe the lie...."

• "Wish I could travel back in Time.."

• "While I'm busy wiping away my tears right in front of you, you're sitting there flirting with some one else."

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Breakup status for whatsapp

Breakup status for whatsapp

• "Wonders why it's so hard to let the one you love go, but so easy to let them keep hurting you!!!"

• "Love is like a mirror. Once it's destroyed, Don't try to fix it, You'll only end up cutting yourself."

• "You were a moment, but now, you're a memory."

• "sometimes just walking away and slamming a door feels like the right thing to do."

• "If something ended, don't be sad. Simply turn the page, because you never know what is awaiting you in the next chapter."

• "If I die tomorrow u will miss me"

• "Sometimes you need to stand alone to find out who you really are..."

• "I didn't want to be the one to forget."

• "'Breakups' are like 'Thunderstorms' , They're scary and shocking at first , But out comes a 'Rainbow' to give you a new start."

• "Cry , Forgive, Learn, Move On"

• "What hurts even more than losing someone you love, is knowing that they're not even fighting to keep you."

• "I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude."

• "I dont get mad when i see my ex with another , bcuz my mother taught me to give my unwanted stuff to the less fortunate!"

• "The Only thing to do is Smile. It hides everything"

• "Wonders why it's so hard to let the one you love go, but so easy to let them keep hurting you"

• "Its better to be alone than being with someone who makes you feel alone."

• "I wanted you more than anything, and when I got you, realized what an ass you are."

• "It started as butterflies, but now it just hurts."

• "I want to write I MISS YOU on a rock and throw it at your face just to show you how much it hurts to miss you so much."

• "Love is never wrong but a girl can be."

• "Best thing about being single? -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!"

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whatsapp status quotes for boys

whatsapp status quotes for boys 

• "Love is never wrong but a girl can be."

• "One day i hope you find out how much you hurt me."

• "I'm done giving you hints, if you really want to be mine then prove it to me before I'm completely done with you"

• "Ladies,If a guy pauses their video game just to text you back TO SAY I LOVE YOU.....MARRY him"

• "My koochi my poochi please get my Gucci, Even if you have to sell all your blood."

• "How can you love someone if you are scared of getting hurt again, and your heart already belongs to someone else."

• "When i speak to you i play it cool, but inside I'm the biggest fool that has a crush on you"

• "Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one."

• I can die happy now, because I have seen a piece of heaven."Its U"

• "Some boys think they are players but what they do not know is I am the Coach that can put them on the bench!"

• "I've seen you over a hundred times. We've talked once. And that one time is what made me start liking you."

• "Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven"

• "Never live your life to favour someone"

• "If i tell myself enough times that I am okay without you, maybe my heart will start believe the lie...."

• "You told me you liked me and i told you i liked you my question is why we still are not together?"

• "I may not be the best, but I?m definitely not like the rest."

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Boys whatsapp status and quotes

Boys whatsapp status and quotes

• "Don't you hate it when there's this one guy that your trying to forget but he keeps showing up every where you go???"

• Don't worry if you're still single. God is looking at you right now saying, "I'm saving this girl for someone special"

• "Just because you have a lot of women, it doesn't mean you're great! It just means you're very good at lying!"

• "Back from Yoga class :P"

• "Having a boy that is a friend is better than being in a relationship with a guy that is jealous of your friend that's a boy"

• "Girls are like gum to boys they unwrap u,chew u, all Ur flavor is gone,so they spit u out,and open another piece!!!"

• "They always say boys are stupid, but aren't girls just as stupid for falling for stupid boys."

• "Love is name S3x is game"

• "The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs.."

• "Real girls are never perfect and perfect girls are never real."

• "When he is not yours, you'll do everything you can to get his. But when you do have his, you take everything for granted."

• "I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.?"

• "when u look at me and i look away its not cuz i don't like you its cuz i don't want you to see the HUGE smile on my face <3"

• "I dont want a boy that tells me im hott or sexy. I want a man who tells me im prefect and beautiful.."

• "Boys might be stronger than girls,but at least we actually have the nerves to get back up again and fight back!!!"

• "80% of boys have girlfriends?.. Rest 20% are having brain"

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