clever quotes for whatsapp

clever quotes for whatsapp

• "idiot an you're think will everyone this at staring done get you time the by , what guess hey... read it backwards genius!"

• "Isn't it funny how someone can still expect so much pity from everyone while taking advantage of everyone at the same time"

• "I said no to drugs... but they simply would not listen."

• "Follow the rhythm of your heart and you'll find out where your going"

• "It's amazing how being called Beautiful can make you feel so good"

• "Hard work never kills you... it just keeps you away from Facebook.."

• "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back."

• "really needs to go and buy a new Halo - this one doesn't work anymore"

• "Without ME..... it's just AWESO......."

• "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

• "Forgiveness will make you a better person, holding a grudge will make you a bitter person."

• "It wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of ...liking.... my own comment.... Of course I like my own comments."

• "If you dream it, you can do it."

• "To discover a person's real character, see how their animals are treated."

• "Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there?s nothing left?"