Awesome cool whatsapp quotes

Awesome cool whatsapp quotes

• "This reading by smile you make to wanted i and person nice really a are you.Confused ? NOW READ IT BACKWARDS."

• "I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she is been giving me lately."

• "have u ever had that one person say something that makes your whole day AMAZING!?!"

• "What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , No Luck, Time up."

• "Oh I am sorry... I didn't realise you were giving me a dirty look?I just thought you were ugly like that all the time."

• "The truth I can handle; it's just the lies I can't stand."

• "A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are and is still willing to be seen in public with you!!!"

• "Smile... it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

• "Proud to say I don't need to be high or drunk to get through my day.. I can handle reality!!!"

• "Sooner or later things will be different.. Better accept it now and be hurt.. For not all good things are meant to last."

• "Without ME..... it's just AWESO......."

• "I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos."

• "Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant."

• "Hard work never kills you... it just keeps you away from Facebook..."

• "Alcohol does not make you fat?it makes you lean?against tables...chairs...walls... floors and Ugly people."

• "One should learn how to save water...Go and shower with your neighbor's daughter."