Awesome whatsapp status

Awesome whatsapp status

• "The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary."

• "Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it."

• "Aaah.... Finally I got a password for my computer other than just...password...."

• "Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions."

• "I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for..."

• "Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else... there is Google."

• "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police."

• "Warning....Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."

• "Is joining the army. He hears it is a great way to meet people. Then kill them."

• "Make love... not war. Hell... do both. Get married."

• "Noticed that things are so much funnier when you are not supposed to laugh and you know it is so wrong to."

• "Why must the phrase..It is none of my business..always be followed by...but..."

• "My wife said I am too immature and if I do not grow up it is going to erect a barrier between us."

• "Twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar."

• "Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you.... they were only aged between 3 and 9.. ten years ago."

• "I think my girlfriend has had sixty one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover."

• "When I say ...I MISS SCHOOL.. it means my ...FRIENDS AND THE FUN.. not the .....SCHOOL..."

• "The winner of the rat race is still a rat."