clever status for whatsapp

clever status for whatsapp

• "By now you have probably heard... i have to admit its true, i AM awesome"

• "People only pay attention to you when you start ignoring them !!"

• "I HAVE NO NUMBERS IN MY PHONE PLEASE LEAVE UR NUMBERS.."

• "Baby, don't worry about my past, because you are my present, and hopefully my future"

• "If you have the strength to speak, you should have the courage to listen."

• "Standing on the front lawn with his pants down waiting for the Google Earth Car to drive by and take a photo ."

• "If waking up to a smiling baby isn't the best thing in this entire world I don't know what is!"

• "smoking will never make you old.. because you'll die young."

• "Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest."

• "ave your back, and those who stab you in"

• "Your actions and words have consequences, be sure you can live with them"

• "Feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes."

• "Before you leave, do you mind taking this KNIFE out of my back??? Thanks, you might need it again sometime soon"

• "remember, Addiction is a disease, as is cancer. you wouldn't judge one with cancer so don't judge an addict!!"

• "Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors."