Awesome whatsapp status

Awesome whatsapp status

• "The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary."

• "Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it."

• "Aaah.... Finally I got a password for my computer other than just...password...."

• "Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions."

• "I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for..."

• "Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else... there is Google."

• "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police."

• "Warning....Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."

• "Is joining the army. He hears it is a great way to meet people. Then kill them."

• "Make love... not war. Hell... do both. Get married."

• "Noticed that things are so much funnier when you are not supposed to laugh and you know it is so wrong to."

• "Why must the phrase..It is none of my business..always be followed by...but..."

• "My wife said I am too immature and if I do not grow up it is going to erect a barrier between us."

• "Twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar."

• "Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you.... they were only aged between 3 and 9.. ten years ago."

• "I think my girlfriend has had sixty one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover."

• "When I say ...I MISS SCHOOL.. it means my ...FRIENDS AND THE FUN.. not the .....SCHOOL..."

• "The winner of the rat race is still a rat."

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Awesome cool whatsapp quotes

Awesome cool whatsapp quotes

• "This reading by smile you make to wanted i and person nice really a are you.Confused ? NOW READ IT BACKWARDS."

• "I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she is been giving me lately."

• "have u ever had that one person say something that makes your whole day AMAZING!?!"

• "What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , No Luck, Time up."

• "Oh I am sorry... I didn't realise you were giving me a dirty look?I just thought you were ugly like that all the time."

• "The truth I can handle; it's just the lies I can't stand."

• "A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are and is still willing to be seen in public with you!!!"

• "Smile... it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

• "Proud to say I don't need to be high or drunk to get through my day.. I can handle reality!!!"

• "Sooner or later things will be different.. Better accept it now and be hurt.. For not all good things are meant to last."

• "Without ME..... it's just AWESO......."

• "I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos."

• "Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant."

• "Hard work never kills you... it just keeps you away from Facebook..."

• "Alcohol does not make you fat?it makes you lean?against tables...chairs...walls... floors and Ugly people."

• "One should learn how to save water...Go and shower with your neighbor's daughter."

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cool whatsapp quotes

cool whatsapp quotes

• "Sooner or later things will be different.. Better accept it now and be hurt.. For not all good things are meant to last."

• "A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are and is still willing to be seen in public with you!!!"

• "Smile... it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

• "Proud to say I don't need to be high or drunk to get through my day.. I can handle reality!!!"

• "What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , No Luck, Time up."

• "Oh I am sorry... I didn't realise you were giving me a dirty look?I just thought you were ugly like that all the time."

• "The truth I can handle; it's just the lies I can't stand."

• "This reading by smile you make to wanted i and person nice really a are you.Confused ? NOW READ IT BACKWARDS."

• "I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she is been giving me lately."

• "have u ever had that one person say something that makes your whole day AMAZING!?!"

• "A perfect girl is not real, and a real girl is not perfect."

• "All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married... that is their own fault."

• "I deserve the best, and I'm not going to stop till I get it!!!"

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whatsapp status funny cool

 whatsapp status funny cool

• "I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.."

• "The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt."

• "Copycats are cheats lacking creativity."

• "I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.?"

• "Love is now, is always. All that is missing is the coup de grâce. which is called passion."

• "I am copyrighted ©"

• "I love those people who can make me laugh during those moments when I feel like I can’t even smile."

• "Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination."

• "Without ME, it’s just AWESO."

• "I prefer work smarter, Instead of harder"

• "I would rather die of passion than of boredom."

• "I will kill you with my awesomeness..."

• "I've got five fingers ,,|,, the middle is yours."

• "Dream big and dare to fail."

• "The secret to success is blackmail."

• "Talk to me @ yours own risk.. Devil may came back"

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whatsapp status for cool

whatsapp status for cool

• "Being underestimated always serves as an advantage!!"

• "I'll be back."

• "Trust No-one as Trust also contains "RUST" in it !!! ????"

• "Adjustment with right people is always better than argument with wrong people...:)"

• "Every journey begins with a single step."

• "Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow"

• "Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career."

• "In high school attending favorite subjects, lunch and recess."

• "I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me."

• "Love me and the world is mine."

• "It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it."

• "I know u r a dream......but people say that dreams come true"

• "True Love born From understanding"

• "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back."

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cool whatsapp status

cool whatsapp status

• "Every strike brings me closer to the next home run."

• "My Condolences for confused in love and for broken Heart"

• "Online by public demand. ..."

• "We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."

• "Keep calm and sing on mountains."

• "Who says im totally useless......I can be used as a bad example"

• "When love is not madness, it is not love."

• "Life is beautiful… from Friday to Monday."

• "Shame On U Girls.. The weather is getting HAWTTER Than You"

• "Is lucky to have friends as awesome as mine!"

• "I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card"

• "I Hate This Summer More Than My X- Girlfriend ...!!!!"

• "Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly."

• "life is short, so use whatsapp"

• "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

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whatsapp status for clever - 2

whatsapp status for clever - 2

• "Ladies, the word of the day is....Legs..... Now, let's go back to my place and spread the word."

• "Whatever you do, always give 100% ... Unless you are donating blood.."

• "if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step!!"

• "If I had two brains, I still wouldn't think twice."

• "If someone is trying to impress you. one thing is sure that the person is already impressed by you."

• "I will not let people drive me crazy because I know it's in walking distance."

• "It wondering when Noah kept woodpeckers on his ark."

• Parents call it "talking back", we call it "answering your question"

• "My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there."

• "Retired. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today."

• "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk."

• "like this if you like to like things."

• "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit?Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad".

• "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

• "I took a personality test on nationalgeographic.com and it turns out I?m a box of earwigs."

• "If your relationship status says,....It's complicated... that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to....Single...."

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